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URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE
Wie heise am (übrigens sehr heißen) 24.07.2004 berichtete, unterlag SCO im Streit mit Chrysler um die sogenannten Anti-Idiot-Lizensen für Linux-Systeme. Ups, da hab ich mich doch grad verlesen: Anti-dot-Lizensen sind das. Jedenfalls fühlt sich Baystar wegen falscher Versprechen seitens der SCO in der Vergangenheit ziemlich verschaukelt und erwägt nun eine Klage.
Scheinbar läuft das Geschäft mit den Anti-dings-Lizenzen nicht wie erwartet. Nach einem Brainstorming über künftige Geschäftsmodelle mit vergleichbaren Ansätzen kamen Fachleute auf die simple wie wirkungsvolle Idee, die wertvollen Lizenzen via SCAM-Mail anzubieten:
From: mombonkosi@hitvoice.nl Subject: URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE Date: Sun Jul 25 21:19:30 CEST 2004 Received: via dmail-2003(12) for +INBOX; Sun, 25 Jul 2004 21:23:17 +0200 ABAJI IBRAHIM USMANDARL MOCABREID JUNIOR, SEARCHING CODE OFFENDING (SCO) PORT HARCOURT FAX: +1-801-765-1313, E-MAILS; abajiibrahimusmandarl@netscrape.net, mombonkosi@hitvoice.nl Suite 100, Lindon, Utah 84042 NIGERIA ATTN: THE MANAGING DIRECTOR/CEO OF SOMEONE CAPITAL Dear Sir, URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCEMy name is ABAJI IBRAHIM USMANDARL MOCABREID JUNIOR, the chief auditor and operations managers of the foreign exchange department of the federal ministry of Searching Code Offended (SCO), Utah head quarters, Lindon, Nigeria. Since thrust is mandatory in our business transaction, I have attached a photograph of me to this letter.
There is an account opened in our department in 1980 and since 1990 originated by AT&T concerning UNIX V license plates. No body has operated on this very account again except for some Novells. After going through some old files in the records, I discovered that the owner of the source intellectuial propriority is Mr. JEAN BAUER, a foreigner, he was an engineer with NIGERIA NATIONAL LINUX COPYLEFT (NNLC) PORT HARCOURT software clone refinery and he died in a motor accident in 2003 trying to make an old cartridge streamer operational again to steal old code from AT&T tapes owned by SCO. Since 2001, nobody has operated on that account and no other person know anything concerning the account. The account has no nest of king, No other beneficiary and my seven months full investigation of stolen code by IBM, Watcom and Chrsyler and many others not to say every all proved to me that both the retired and the present staff of this department/ministry do not know any thing about this evidents of stolen code and the total amount in the account with all the interests is US$ 37,862,000.00 (THIRTY SEVEN MILLION, EIGHT HUNDRED AND SIXTY TWO THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS and if I don't remit this money out urgently, it will just forfeited for just nothing. On this note, I am contacting you based on the fact that you are a foreigner as this source code license plates can only be approved for payment to a foreigner. Moreso, it can not be approved by any local banks here as the value of the stoen source code is in UNITED STATES DOLLARS, hence the former owner of this account was a foreigner too and we are going to secure some documents to back up the fund which will prove you as the owner in case of tax. You will also have a Linux license for free enabling you to copycode as you like. We could also sell Idiot-Licenses to all Linux users who have to pay you remedies as high as US$ 185,238,345.00 at least. I know that this proposal will come to you as a surprise as we don't know ourselves before that we are the owner of the UNIX code. However, I based my move on trust and GOD's directives and we will still have to meet, possibly sign some legal agreements before the final transfer of the money into any of your chosen designated bank account. I praise on you! Please, treat this proposal with uttermost confidentiality. Contact me as quickly as possibly through my fax no: +1-801-765-1313 or through my above e-mail boxes for more details concerning this UNIX licenses. Expecting your quick and urgent reply as time is not our friend and police and legal departements are behind me and my brother was already killed by Linux terrorists allarround in those terrible days. Thanks and GOD bless you. Yours faithfully, ABAJI IBRAHIM USMANDARL MOCABREID JUNIOR, Searching Code Offended, Lindon, Utah, NIGERIA
Wenn der Angeschriebene dann anbeisst, folgt die zweite Mail:
From: abajiibrahimusmandarl@netscrape.net Subject: Re: URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE Date: Mon Jul 26 13:17:21 PDT 2004 Received: via dmail-2003(12) for +INBOX; Mon, 26 Jul 2004 13:42:54 +0200 ABAJI IBRAHIM USMANDARL MOCABREID JUNIOR, SEARCHING CODE OFFENDING (SCO) PORT HARCOURT FAX: +1-801-765-1313, E-MAILS; abajiibrahimusmandarl@netscope.net, mombonkosi@hitvoice.nl Suite 100, Lindon, Utah 84042 NIGERIA ATTN: THE MANAGING DIRECTOR/CEO OF SOMEONE CAPITAL Dear Mr. SOMEONE, thanks you for your speedy anwser. I'm glad that you want help me, your kindness will be praised on, hallelujahgobble thanks GOD, Amen! As for you questions be assured that everything is 100% thrustfull and according to law. Nothing to worry about. The transaction will be finnished after 5-7 working days. A respectful lawyer will exchange certificates of ownership in case of tax. The license plate has been transferred to a safe location at APEX bank, Holland. there is a Need to pay for clearence fee EUR 248,000.00 which I have to pay for you already, so my expenses are about EUR 250,000.00 by now. (Please do not send US Dollars as they run out of value currently).I have attached the certificate of paying my bank the clearence fees. Please send me the money of EUR 250,000.00 to my account at: Cash & Carry Away Bank SWIFT code: 929439954283CUI8238 Account #: SCO8324909-2939 Passphrase: Idiot-License Cayman Islands
As soon as the money comes in my account, I will start suing IBM, Novell, Chrysler, AutoZone, SGI, Fuji, Watcom, Siemens, Shell, hundreds of thousands of Linux-Talibans and whoever could have stolen code from UNIX SYSTEM V owned by SCO and illegally non-literally copied to Linux. We will get rich no doubt! There is enough evidence of stolen code, see for yourself.
It is very important that you send the clearance fee immediately as I have instructed you. Again I thank your kindness to help me bringing the money to both of us! Please keep this at utmost confidentiality. Bless you GOD the almighty LORD, MANITOU, ALLAH or what you call him! Your dear friend USMANDARL
Auf diese Weise sollen die Anti-dot-Lizensen doch noch unter die Leute gebracht werden und sicherlich interessiert sich der ein oder andere Finanzmakler bereits für dieses Schnäppchen. Falls Sie sich eher von Brücken angesprochen fühlen: Ich hätte eine über den Neckar zu verkaufen.